A few facts carefully selected to make me sound like a fun and relatable employee:
• When I was a kid, I wanted to play for the St. Louis Cardinals when I grew up. I think I might still make it.
• I love to embark on difficult hikes and spend the whole climb regretting it. Ask me about all the mountains I’ve cried on.
• My dog is a lovable grump named Sammy. She probably wouldn’t like you.
• Reality TV is my therapy, but I’d recommend you see a professional.
• I memorize world geography in my free time. Mockery hasn’t stopped me yet!